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Bigfoot or “Zombfoot”? Sasquatch May Be Undead, Study Suggests – Part II
Part II of this two-part series looks at the potential impact of the “Zombfoot” theory on how the public enjoys wild spaces and the unsolved questions around Bigfoot’s true origins.
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Bigfoot or “Zombfoot”? Sasquatch May Be Undead, Study Suggests – Part I
In the first of this two-part series, the Bulletin reports on a new Romero Institute report linking decades of Bigfoot sightings to an “undead megafauna” phenomenon.
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“Zombmaxxing” Trend Putting Youth at Risk of Zombification, Researchers Warn
A growing social media trend known as “zombmaxxing” is encouraging young people to intentionally mimic, and in some cases attempt to become, zombies.
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Administration Weighs Deploying Undead to “Purify Woke Cities”
The Trump administration is considering deploying undead from the nation’s Strategic Zombie Reserve to “purify woke cities” around the country, according to administration sources.
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President Fires Zombie Statistics Bureau Chief After Reported Rise in Undead Numbers
President Donald J. Trump fired the head of the Bureau of Zombie Statistics today after the agency released a report Friday showing the ranks of the undead increasing significantly over the last quarter.
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Zombies of Different Generations Drawn to Different “Places of Meaning,” Study Finds
Zombies of different generations are drawn to different places that held meaning to them in their living existence, according to a new study of postmortem pilgrimage sites.
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“Z Visa” Program Would Let Wealthy Buy US Entry for Their Undead Relatives
Wealthy Americans will soon be able to purchase the right for their zombified family members to enter the United States on a so-called “Z visa,” the Trump administration announced this week, breaking with longstanding policy against undead immigration.
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6 Weeks after “Liberation Day,” Tariffs Still Loom for “Zombia”
The Trump Administration is touting progress in securing trade deals in the wake of its on-again/off-again tariff war, but one country continues to be absent from the negotiating table. That country: “Zombia.”
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Reviving Debunked Claims, DOGE Says Over 1 Million Undead Getting Social Security
Representatives of the Department of Government Efficiency are alleging that the government is paying out billions of dollars annually in Social Security payments to the undead, bringing long-debunked claims of “zombie freeloaders” back from the grave.
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